Lyrics:

( Nanker Phelge)

well I'm Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.a.
well I'm Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.a.
but I'd Much Rather Be On A Boardwalk On Broadway

well I'm Sitting Here Thinkin' Just How Sharp I Am
well I'm Sitting Here Thinkin' Just How Sharp I Am
i'm An Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man

well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town
well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town
well They Laugh At My Toupee, They're Sure To Put Me Down

well I'm Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am
yeah I'm Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am
i'm A Necessary Talent Behind Every Rock And Roll Band

yeah, I'm Sharp
i'm Really, Really Sharp
i Sure Do Earn My Pay
sitting On The Beach Every Day, Yeah
i'm Real Real Sharp, Yes I Am
i Got A Corvette And A Seersucker Suit
yes I Have

here Comes The Bus, Uh Oh
i Though I Had A Dime
where's My Dime
i Know I Have A Dime Somewhere
i'm Pretty Sure........