Lyrics:

Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy

ten Years Ago I Fell In Love With An Irish Girl She Took My Heart
well She Went And Screwed Some Guy That She Knew
and Now I'm In Dublin With A Broken Heart

oh Broken-Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy
oh Broken-Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker, Sucker Guy

one Day I'll Go There And Win Her Once Again
but Until Then I'm Just A Sucker Of A Guy.