Lyrics:

Its in the order of their hedgerows
its in the way their curtains open and close
its in the look they give you down their nose
all part of decencys jigsaw I suppose

Heard the neighbour slam his car door
dont he realise this is respectable street
What dyou think he bought that car for
cos he realise this is respectable street

Now they talk about abortion
in cosmopolitan proportions to their daughters
as they speak of contraception
And immaculate receptions on their portable
Sony entertainment centres.

Now she speaks about diseases
and which sex position pleases best her old man
Avon lady fills the creases
when she manages to squeeze in past the caravans
that never move from their front gardens.

Its in the order of their hedgerows
its in the way their curtains open and close
its in the look they give you down their nose
all part of decencys jigsaw I suppose
Sunday church and they look fetching
Saturday night saw him retching over our fence
bang the wall for me to turn down
I can see them with their stern frown
as they dispense the kind of look that says
theyre perfect