Lyrics:

I Drove My Tractor Through Your Haystack Last Night
(Ooh Aah Ooh Aah)
i Threw Me Pitchfork At Your Dog To Keep Quiet
(Ooh Aah Ooh Aah)
now Somethings Telling Me
that Youm Avoiding Me
come On Now Darling Youve Got Something I Need

cuz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key
come On Now Lets Get Together
in Perfect Harmony
i Got Twenty Acres
an You Got Forty-Three
now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key

she Made I Laugh Ha Ha

ill Stick By You, Ill Give You All That You Need
well ave Twins And Triplets
im A Man Built For Speed
and You Know Ill Love You Darlin
so Give Me Your Hand
but What I Want The Most
is All They Acres Of Land

cuz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key
come On Now Lets Get Together
in Perfect Harmony
i Got Twenty Acres
an You Got Forty-Three
now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key

ooaah Shes A Lovely Bit Of Stuff An All

for Seven Long Years Ive Been Alone In This Place
eat, Sleep, In The Kitchen, Its A Proper Disgrace
now If I Cleaned It Up Would You Change Your Mind
ill Give Up Drinking Scrumpy And That Lager And Lime

cuz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key
come On Now Lets Get Together
in Perfect Harmony
i Got Twenty Acres
an You Got Forty-Three
now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key

who Loves Ya Baby Ha

werent We A Grand Couple At That Last Wurzel Dance
i Wore Brand New Gaters And Me Cordouroy Pants
in Your New Sunday Dress With Your Perfume Smelling Grand
we Had Our Photos Took And Us Holding Hands

now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key
now That Weme Both Past Our Fifties I Think That You And Me
should Stop This Galavanting And Will You Marry Me
coz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an Ill Give You The Key

aahh Yure A Fine Looking Woman And I Cant Wait To Get Me ands On Your Land