Lyrics:

FRIENDS -- WHO NEEDS 'EM (reprise)

So, now we reach the fable's end
Was it real -- or just pretend?
Friends... you tell me

If you want the story's moral
We'll sing it in a happy choral
Friends... I'll tell you

FRIENDS -- They're the living end
They're the cat's meow
Put the pow in 'Ker-pow'
Oh, friends'll be there for you!

(yelled out in the gap between choruses): Friends and family!
Family and friends!

FRIENDS -- They'll be there for you
Always square for you
Always see you through
Friends'll be there for you!

(Who needs 'em friends)
(We need 'em friends)

FRIENDS -- (they) make you laugh when you cry
Make you stop asking why
My oh my!

Oh, FRIENDS -- they're chock-a-block
The king of the Hill
The Top of the Pops
Friends'll be there for you!

Family & friends!
Fair weather breeds 'em friends

FRIENDS -- They're the best in the world
If they're straight or curled
So take a tip in the end
You can NEVER...
You can NEVER...
You can NEVER...
You can NEVER have too many friends...