Lyrics:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Dont you like me, wont you invite me
Take me on back to your home
Do you think Im easy,
Would you like to please me
Next time youre all alone
Would you say you care, rough my hair
Do whatever I please
Will you keep me in style,
cause you know all the while
That Im the Hollywood Tease

Oh, what a lonely person you are
Oh, without me you couldnt get far

Let me be rude, do you mind if Im crude
Ill insult all of your friends
Never reprimand me,
Say you wont demand me
Promise that you like all my trends
Will you run my bath, make me laugh
Get right down on your knees
Stare in amazement at my Hollywood basement
Im the Hollywood Tease

Oh, what a lonely person you are
Oh, without me you couldnt get far,
Oh hot dog

Want to abuse you, Im out to confuse you
Suck your blood and leave you for dead
Hey Im sarcastic, Ill treat you like a spastic
Ignore every word that you say
Gonna snore in your ear, spit in your beer
Do whatever I please
When Ive broken your heart, Ill quickly depart
cause Im the Hollywood, Im the Hollywood
Im the Hollywood,
Im the Hollywood ha, ha, Tease