Lyrics:

Dr. Everett v. Scott


From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminologist

But he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Everett v. Scott

He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist

He was a low down cheap little punk
Dr. Everett v. Scott

Taking everyone for a ride
Chorus

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

What a guy
Janet Weiss

Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott

And I did
Columbia

Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. Scott

But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
Chorus

What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie

I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Chorus

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

What a guy
Janet Weiss

Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott

And I did
Chorus

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

What a guy
Chorus

Whoa ho ho
Janet Weiss

Makes you cry
Chorus

Hey hey hey
Dr. Everett v. Scott

And I did
Chorus

Eddie