Lyrics:

Well, my dandruff is loose
An my breath is chartreuse
I know I aint cute
An my voice is ka-poot

But thats awright people
Im just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

Aint gonna sing you no love song
How my heart is all sore
Will not beg your indulgence
Cause you heard it before

But thats awright people
Im just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say

I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Aint no great revelation
But it wasnt too long

But thats awright people
Im just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say