Lyrics:

I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed.
Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing up.
I always reached the stuff piled up
a-piled up in the sink.
But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home.
She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone
Living in my own. What am I supposed to do?
That's why always find him in kitchen at parties.
you will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock.
She was into french cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu.
This was at some do in palmers green
I had no luck with her.
You will still find him in kitchen at parties.
You will still find him in kitchen at parties.
At last I met a pretty girl she laughed and talked with me.
We both walked out of the kitchen and dnaced in a new way.
And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties.
I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties.
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties.