Lyrics:

When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral print
my mind begins the arrangements
but When I start to feel that pull
turns out i just pulled myself
she would never go with me
were I the last girl on Earth
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
we were good as married in my mind
but married in my mind's no good
a Pink Triangle on her sleeve
let me know the truth, let me know the truth
Might have smoked a few in my time
but never thought it was a crime
knew the day would surely come
when i'd chill and settle down
when I think I found a good old-fashioned girl
then she put me in my place
if everyone's a little queer
can't she be a little straight?