Lyrics:

Vinyl black stilettos and fake eyelashes
Blue eye shadow, everything perfectly matches
Touch my plastic face and see what happens
I'm hiding from the world behind Chanel sunglasses (Ugh, do I look fat?)
Limo tinted, lipstick secrets
Knife thin, can you see it?
Crushed diamonds, dollar bills
In my purse is every pill
Fake smiles, tabloids tasteless
Pretty Porsche and Fendi facelifts
Plastic noses, mannequin poses
Expensive clothes, my face is froze

Plastic parts, broken hearts
Masterpiece, scalpel, please

Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a fucking party
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a fucking party

Pink sherbet, popsicle lips
Perfection is tucks and nips
Collagen pumps and lipo-ed hips
Hollywood glamor, lip gloss tricks
Surgery scars and beauty marks
Botox, amusement parks
Pageant parade, suicide past
Beauty will never last

Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a fucking party
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a fucking party

Don't touch me, just fix me
Don't touch me, just fix me
Don't touch me, just fix me
Don't touch me, just fix me

Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a fucking party
Pink razors, so vain
Let's have a sexy party
Nose jobs and champagne
Sounds like a fucking party

Pink razors, cocaine
(Sounds like a L.A. party)
Rockstars are so lame
Sounds like I'll hate that party
Pink razors, cocaine
(Ugh, sounds like a L.A. party)
Rockstars are so lame
Sounds like I'll hate that party
Let's have a fuckin' party