Lyrics:

Live your life a little, fold it in the middle
And send it out to Mister Love!

Dear Mister Love, my name is Boy
I'm only thirty-nine years old
And I haven't had a girlfriend yet
I'm so alone, I really don't know what to do
So I'm asking for some tips from you

Hey Boy!
If you think a girlfriend is what you need, true love indeed
She'll take away your money and leave you crying to me
Trust me, so follow my advice and soon you'll see

Dear Mister Love, I think you're wrong
'Cause everybody in the world needs love
And I know that's where we all belong
I'm so much loved
My heart is bursting through and through
I just need someone to give it to

Hey Boy!
If you think its love in your life you lack, it's a heart attack
Think of yourself as lucky to be so single and free, like me
No, you don't need another he or she

What is it that made you feel that way?
What do you care?
Tomorrow there's a chance for a brighter day
Can't you see we're living in a modern world of hate?
A world that you made
You can get a psycho for a date!
Dear Mister Love

Tomorrow we'll see what happens to me
You could be right, it's dark but there's light
Tomorrow we'll see what happens to me (I guess it's just too dark to see)
You could be right, it's dark but there's light (Your love was never meant for me)
Tomorrow we'll see what happens to me (It's something not you're thinking of)
You could be right, It's dark but there's light (I'd rather die than lose at love)

Live your life a little, fold it in the middle
And send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
If you get in trouble, he'll come and make it double
Just send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
Send it out to Mister Love!
Live your life a little, fold it in the middle
And send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
If you get in trouble, he'll come and make it double
Just send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
Send it out to Mister Love!
Live your life a little, fold it in the middle
And send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
If you get in trouble, he'll come and make it double
Just send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
Live your life a little, fold it in the middle
And send it out (send it out to Mister Love)
If you get in trouble, he'll come and make it double
Just send it out, send it out to Mister Love