Lyrics:

Get out your measuring cups and well play a new game
Come to the front of the class and well measure your brain
Well give you a complex and well give it a name

Get out your measuring cups and well play a new game
Cant have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same
Liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain

When you talk about the hand of glory
A tale thats rather grim and gory
Is it just another childrens story thats been de-clawed?
When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed

I think theyre gonna make you start over
You dont want to start over
Put your backpack on your shoulder
Be the good little soldier
Take your places now
Cause were all predisposed

Measuring cups, play a new game
Front of the class, measure your brain
Give you a complex and well give it a name

When you talk about the hand of glory
A tale thats rather grim and gory
Is it just another childrens story thats been de-clawed?
When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed

Put your backpack on your shoulder
Be the good little soldier
Its no different when youre older
Youre predisposed
Thats all for questions now
The case is closed!