Lyrics:

Theres one guy Id like to thank
He signs the checks and leaves them blank
Hes the one
He says you dont have to walk a plank
The game is rigged, go fig your
Slide show tanked
And your flagship sank
So were taking all our myths to the bank
So just dont forget who to thank
Were taking our myths to the
Drinking a fifth to the
Were taking all our myths to the bank
If you could just do him this favor
Although it might involve child labor
Join his entourage
Give him a foot massage
From Star Search to the Philharmonic
Hell get you there with Hooked on Phonics
Hes the one to know
Doesnt matter if you blow no no
In fact its just the thing
He thinks were needing
Its a lukewarm liquid diet
Theyre force feeding
When the words we use have lost their bite
Now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight
But its all right
Cause youre inside
And youre in tight
Deals in commodities of the abstract sort
Buys them in bulk but sells them short
Talent, genius, love even signs of affection
He floods the market theres no price protection
And when his master plan is unfurled
There stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world