Lyrics:

A Foot In The Street And A Foot In The Gutter
thats One Foot In The Morning Rain
just Round The Corner, A Hole Full Of Water,
and Hot Dog, Its A Holiday

splish Splash In A Pool Of Puddle,
dont Trip Up On A Tidal Wave
youll Crash In A Murky Muddle

then Youll Know How It Feels
to Know Youre Not Real

went For A Walk And I Climbed Up A Tower
it Seemed Like A Thousand Years
til I Reached The Top, Oh, And I Picked A Flower
that Grew Through The Stratosphere

drop Down To A Cloud Or Jetstream
dont Trip Up On A Weathervane
youll Drown In A World Or Wet Dream

then Youll Know How It Feels
to Know Youre Not Real

i Wrote A Letter And I Gave It To Jenny
i Hoped For Some Return
next Time I Saw Her She Gave Me A Penny
wrapped Up In A Gummy Worm

run Round In A Field Or Meadow
dont Trip Up On A Sugarcane
fall Down In A Lazy Shadow

then Youll Know How It Feels
to Know Youre Not Real