Lyrics:

Ask if we can have six in

If not well have to have two

Youre coming up our end arent you

Ill get one with you

He wouldnt let us have six in

Especially not with the food

He could have just told us no though

He didnt have to be rude



See her with the green dress

I talked to her at the bar

How come its already two pound fifty?

Weve only gone about a yard

Couldnt you see she were gorgeous

She were beyond belief

There was this lad at her side drinking his Smirnoff Ice

Can I buy you a tropical reef?



Sitting going backwards

And I didnt want to leave

I said its High Green mate

Via Hillsborough please



Well how funny were that sketch earlier

Up at that taxi rank

Oh no you woulda missed it,

It were when you went to the bank

These lads went round proper shouting

About who was next in the queue

The kind of thing that would seem so funny

But not when theyve both had a few



Well calm down, temper, temper

You shouldnt get so annoyed

Youre acting like a silly little boy

And they wanted to be men

And do some fighting in the street

(They said) no surrender