Theres This Girl I Dont Know comes By Every Year Or So and If I Get The Mail Before My Mom then I Will Stay Out Of Trouble shell Change Every Year even Pretty Without Beer she Doesnt Care About My Hair my Car, My Tiny Pee Pee in The Mirror whoo, Yehhh shes Finally Here whoo, Yehhh comes One Time A Year whoo, Yehhh shes Finally Here whoo, Yehhh my Playmate Of The Year she Moves Me she Makes Me Grow im So Happy And Boy Does It Show now Shes Going To My Head im Gonna Make This Milky Clear youre My Playmate Of The Year hello How Are You its Great To See You Too lets Grab A Sock its Time To Rock and Afterwards you Never Want To Talk we Always Agree whos In Charge Here Is Me we Never Fight you Know Im Right its Always Straight Between You And Me let Me Go Down On This Girl For A Day we Can Play Spin The Bottle everyone Can Hear Her Say that I Was The Best That Shes Ever Had she Could Be My Playmate and She Could Call Me Dad whoo Yehhh..... chorus