Lyrics:

It Was Back Last October, I Believe It Was.
we Was Going To Hold A Tent Service Off At This College Town,
and We Got There About Dinner Time On Saturday.
different Ones Of Us Thought That We Ought To Get Us A Mouthful
to Eat Before We Set Up The Tent.

so We Got Off The Truck And Followed This Little Bunch Of People
through This Small Little Bitty Patch Of Woods There,
and We Came Up On A Big Sign That Says, get Something To Eat Here.

i Went Up And Got Me Two Hot Dogs And A Big Orange Drink,
and Before I Could Take A Mouthful Of That Food,
this Whole Raft Of People Come Up Around Me
and Got Me To Where I Couldnt Eat Nothing, Up Like,
and I Dropped My Big Orange Drink.

well, Friends, They Commenced To Move,
and There Wasnt So Much That I Could Do But Move With Them.

well, We Commenced To Go Through All Kinds Of Doors And Gates
and I Dont Know What- All,
and I Looked Up Over One Of em And It Says, north Gate.

we Kept On A-Going Through There,
and Pretty Soon We Come Up On A Young Boy And He Says,
ticket, Please.
and I Says, Friend, I Dont Have A Ticket;
i Dont Even Know Where It Is That Im A-Going
well, He Says, Come On Out As Quick As You Can.
and I Says, ill Do er; Ill Turn Right Around The First Chance I Get.

well, We Kept On A-Moving Through There,
and Pretty Soon Everybody Got Where It Was That They Was A-Going,
because They Parted And I Could See Pretty Good.
and What I Seen Was This Whole Raft Of People A-Sittin On These Two Banks
and A-Lookin At One Another Across This Pretty Little Green Cow Pasture.

somebody Had Took And Drawed White Lines All Over It And Drove Posts In It,
and I Dont Know What All,
and I Looked Down There
and I Seen Five Or Six Convicts A Running Up And Down
and A-Blowing Whistles .
and Then I Looked Down There
and I Seen These Pretty Girls Wearin These Little Bitty Short Dresses
and A-Dancing Around,
and So I Thought Id Sit Down
and See What It Was That Was A-Going To Happen.

about The Time I Got Set Down Good I Looked Down There
and I Seen Thirty Or Forty Men
come A-Runnin Out Of One End Of A Great Big Outhouse Down There
and Everybody Where I Was A-Settin Got Up And Hollered!
and I Asked This Fella That Was A Sittin Beside Of Me,
friend, What Is It That Theyre A-Hollerin For
well, He Whopped Me On The Back And He Says,
buddy, Have A Drink, I Says,
well, I Believe I Will Have Another Big Orange.
i Got It And Set Back Down.

when I Got There Again
i Seen That The Men Had Got In Two Little Bitty Bunches Down There
real Close Together, And They Voted.
they Elected One Man Apiece,
and Them Two Men Come Out In The Middle Of That Cow Pasture
and Shook Hands Like They Hadnt Seen One Another In A Long Time.
then A Convict Came Over To Where They Was A-Standin,
and He Took Out A Quarter And They Commenced To Odd Man Right There!
after A While I Seen What It Was They Was Odd-Manning For.
it Was That Both Bunchesfull Of Them Wanted This Funny Lookin Little Pumpkin To Play With.
and I Know, Friends, That They Couldnt Eat It Because They Kicked It The Whole Evenin
and It Never Busted.

both Bunchesful Wanted That Thing.
one Bunch Got It And It Made The Other Bunch Just As Mad As They Could Be!
friends, I Seen That Evenin The Awfulest Fight That I Ever Have Seen In All My Life
they Would Run At One -Another And Kick One- Another
and Throw One Another Down And Stomp On One Another
and Grind Their Feet In One Another
and I Dont Know What
all And Just As Fast As One Of em Would Get Hurt,
theyd Take Him Off And Run Another One On

well, They Done That As Long As I Set There, But Pretty Soon This Boy That Had Said
ticket, Please. He Come Up To Me And Said,
friend, Youre Gonna Have To Leave Because It Is That You Dont Have A Ticket.
and I Says, Well, All Right.
and I Got Up And Left.

i Dont Know Friends, To This Day, What It Was That They Was A Doin Down There,
but I Have Studied About It.
i Think It Was That Its Some Kindly Of A Contest
where They See Which Bunchful Of Them Men Can Take That Pumpkin
and Run From One End Of That Cow Pasture To The Other
without Gettin Knocked Down Or Steppin In Somethin.