Lyrics:

We All Used To Call Him Jimmy The Geek
he Was A Dumb-Lookin, Scrawny, Little Four-Eyed Freak
he Never Used To Hang Around With The Guys
hed Just Sit In The Corner, Attractin The Flies

he Wasnt Much To Look At
he Never Was Very Bright
but At Least There Was One Thing That He Could Do All Right
that Boy Could Dance

he Was Kind Of A Jerk
he Was Kind Of A Bore
but The Women Would Scream When He Walked In The Door
cause One Thing I Could Tell You For Sure
that Boy Could Dance

picking Teams, He Would Always Be Last
he Couldnt Run Very Far,
he Couldnt Think Very Fast
if He Was On Your Side, Youd Always Lose
the Guy Had A Problem, Even Tying His Shoes

he Never Passed His Drivers Test
he Was Always Afraid Of Cars
and He Had A Complexion That Resembled The Surface Of Mars
but That Boy Could Dance

well, His Hair Was A Mess
and His Clothes Didnt Fit
he Smelled Pretty Bad, And He Drooled Just A Bit
but You Gotta Admit
boy, That Boy Could Dance

now That Boy Is Much Older
hes Got His Own Dance Studio
hes Got A Teeny Bopper Fan Club
yeah, Hes Got His Own Tv Show
now He Owns Half Of Montana
they All Call Him diamond Jim
and You Know Id Do Anything If I Could Be Just Like Him
cause That Boy Could Dance