Lyrics:

Theres A Gentleman Thats Going Round
turning The Joint Upside Down
stool Pigeon - Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha
hes An Old Ex-Con Thats Been Away
now Hes Back, No Ones Safe
stool Pigeon - Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha

if You Wanna Squeal, Said The Fbi
we Can Make A Deal, Make It Worth Your While
so He Told It All And In Return
he Got A Credit Card And A Thunderbird
and The Maximum Security
even After Plastic Surgery
so Go On And Squeal, Said The Fbi
we Can Make A Deal, Make It Worth Your While

theres A Gentleman Thats Going Round
turning The Joint Upside Down
stool Pigeon - Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha
hes An Old Ex-Con Thats Been Away
now Hes Back, No Ones Safe
stool Pigeon - Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha

after All The Talk Then They Wired Him
and He Took A Walk With His Crooked Friends
and They Joked About The Good Old Days
and He Recorded It On A Reel Of Tape
he Caught The Mug Who Did In The Forgery
and The Babe In Charge Of Larceny
so The Fbi They Rewarded Him
because They Like A Guy Who Will Stab A Friend

theres A Gentleman Thats Going Round
turning The Joint Upside Down
stool Pigeon - Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha
hes An Old Ex-Con Thats Been Away
now Hes Back, No Ones Safe
stool Pigeon - Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha

theres A Gentleman Thats Going Round ....

if You Wanna Squeal, Said The Fbi
we Can Make A Deal, Make It Worth Your While
so He Told It All And In Return
he Got A Credit Card And A Thunderbird
he Got A Spanking New Identity
and A Condo Down In Miami
he Bought A Plane, A Boat And Jewelry
but He Couldnt Buy Any Company

theres A Gentleman Thats Going Round ....
theres A Gentleman Thats Going Round ....