Lyrics:

give me some liquor and smelling salts it's war in the Middle East
twenty four hours of the latest trends
and war in the Middle East

hello and welcome to the show
the man on your TV will let you know
go on and get yourself a drink
try your best not to blink
while we work to send out all the drones

send out all the bombs
send out all the bombs
send out all the bombs

give me some liquor and smelling salts it's war in the Middle East
twenty four hours of the latest trends
and war in the Middle East

and now they're at it once again
I better see a drink or two in hand
oh a starlet came of age
well sex tapes are all the rage
just try to make it seem unplanned

release all the tapes
release all the tapes
release all the tapes

give me some liquor and smelling salts it's war in the Middle East
twenty four hours of the latest trends
and war in the Middle East
in the Middle East

destruction
seduction
building it on mass production
induction to the Middle East
destruction
seduction
building it on mass production
reduction of the Middle East

give me some liquor and smelling salts it's war
in the mother fucking Middle
East