Lyrics:

My Billfold Doesnt Have A Prayer
theres Christmas Catalogs Everywhere
she Keeps Looking At The Jewelry Section
cutting Pictures Out Of Her Selections

i Said We Need To Hold It Down This Year
and In Her Eye She Got A Big Ol Tear
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santas Pockets Aint Got No Roll

she Dont Want Pots And Pans
just Something Shinin On Her Hand
with An Emerald Or A Diamond On It
i Had A Budget But Shes Gone And Blown It
down To The Jewelry Store, Here I Go
hear The Clerk Say, Ho, Ho, Ho
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santas Pockets Aint Got No Roll

she Dont Want Anything From Sears
no Tools Or Garden Shears
theres Something Special On Her Mind
and I Cant Even Afford The Shine

i Wish Shed Settled For A Long Nightshirt
no, Ive Got To Give Till It Hurts
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santas Pockets Aint Got No Roll

she Dont Want Pots And Pans
just Something Shinin On Her Hand
with An Emerald Or A Diamond On It
i Had A Budget But Shes Gone And Blown It
down To The Jewelry Store, Here I Go
hear The Clerk Say, Ho, Ho, Ho
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santas Pockets Aint Got No Roll

she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Ol Santas Pockets Aint Got No Roll