Lyrics:

My Billfold Doesn't Have A Prayer
there's Christmas Catalogs Everywhere
she Keeps Looking At The Jewelry Section
cutting Pictures Out Of Her Selections

i Said We Need To Hold It Down This Year
and In Her Eye She Got A Big Ol' Tear
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

she Don't Want Pots And Pans
just Something Shinin' On Her Hand
with An Emerald Or A Diamond On It
i Had A Budget But She's Gone And Blown It
down To The Jewelry Store, Here I Go
hear The Clerk Say, Ho, Ho, Ho
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

she Don't Want Anything From Sears
no Tools Or Garden Shears
there's Something Special On Her Mind
and I Can't Even Afford The Shine

i Wish She'd Settled For A Long Nightshirt
no, I've Got To Give Till It Hurts
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

she Don't Want Pots And Pans
just Something Shinin' On Her Hand
with An Emerald Or A Diamond On It
i Had A Budget But She's Gone And Blown It
down To The Jewelry Store, Here I Go
hear The Clerk Say, Ho, Ho, Ho
she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

she Wants A Christmas Rock
but Ol' Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll