Lyrics:

Shes From A Small Town Somewhere Upstate
i Guess Shes Somewhere Between 19 And 38
she Stays Up All Night She Drives Too Fast
i Say Easy Baby- Baby Slow Down
its Never Gonna Happen
on Planet Drhonda

when We Go Out Dancin She's Always The Star
when She Does The Philly Dog I Gotta Have Cpr
she Put On A Dress Last Night Made Of
plastic Wrap
it Was Off The Hook Crazy Sweet
what Everybodys Wearin
on Planet D Rhonda

my Friends Say Jim Youre On A Deadly Spree
they Just Cant Understand That Ds My
vitamin Xyz

shes Always Frantic Now
shes Never Calm
shes Not The Type Of Girl
you Wanna Bring Home To Mom
but When You Need Big Lovin
she Never Stops
yes It's Monkey Time Twenty Four seven
then Of The Planet
planet D Rhonda

my Friends Say Jim Youre On A Deadly Spree
they Just Cant Understand That Ds My
vitamin Xyz

sometimes Shes Vicious Sometimes Rude
you Got To Be A Mind Reader Just To Guess
her Mood
but When You Need Big Lovin
she Never Stops
yes It's Monkey Time Twenty Four seven
then Of The Planet
planet D Rhonda