Lyrics:

Heres A New Dance Craze Thats Sweeping The Nation
its Called The Toxic Waltz And Its Causing Devastation
youre Jumping Up And Down Like A Psycho Circus Clown
slamming With Waltzers All The Way Around
you Get Caught Up In The Whip
youre Thrown Into A Flip
you Aim For Someones Head
to Stain The Floor Red
give Someone A Kick
to Prove Youre Truly Sick
bounce Back From Some Blows
and Blood Runs Out Your Nose

flailing Round And Round
and Youre Injury Bound
waltz It Up!
the Pit Is It!
you Can Take Your Chance
on This Rough New Dance
if You Dare!
to Dive In!
there Are Some That Try
but They Wont Survive
they Dont Hit!
cause Theyre Wimps!
and This Exercise
helps You Brutalize
with Us!
exodus!

everybodys Doin The Toxic Waltz
kick Your Friend In The Head And Have A Ball
come On And Do The Toxic Waltz
and Slam Your Partner Against The Wall
everybodys Doin The Toxic Waltz
good Friendly Violent Fun In Store For All
get Up Off Your Ass And Toxic Waltz
if You Hit The Floor You Can Always Crawl!

used To Do The Monkey, But Now Its Not Cool
the Twist And Mash Potato Are No Exception To The Rule
so Dont Be A Dunce And Dance Like A Runt
just Throw Your Elbows With Good Friendly Violent Fun
dont Start To Cry
if You Get A Black Eye
just Dive Back In
and Give Another Try
but Too Much Action
may Leave You In Traction
so You Better Get Insurance
no Matter Your Endurance!

flailing Round And Round
and Youre Injury Bound
waltz It Up!
the Pit Is It!
you Can Take Your Chance
on This Rough New Dance
if You Dare!