Lyrics:

I Once Had a Girl, Or Should I Say, She Once Had Me...
She Showed Me Her Room, Isn't it Good, Norwegian Wood?

She Asked Me to Stay and She Told Me to Sit Anywhere,
So I Looked Around and I Noticed There Wasn't a Chair.

I Sat on a Rug, Biding My Time, Drinking Her Wine.
We Talked Until Two and Then She Said, It's Time for Bed.

She Told Me She Worked in the Morning and Started to Laugh.
I Told Her I Didn't and Crawled Off to Sleep in the Bath

And When I Awoke, I Was Alone, This Bird Had Flown
So I Lit a Fire, Isn't it Good, Norwegian Wood.