Lyrics:

Tell You A Little Story And It Wont Take Long,
bout A Lazy Farmer Who Wouldnt Hoe His Corn.
the Reason Why I Never Could Tell,
that Young Man Was Always Well.

he Planted His Corn In The Month Of June.
by July It Was Up To His Eyes.
come September, Came A Big Frost.
and All The Young Mans Corn Was Lost.

his Courtship Had Just Begun.
said young Man, Have You Hoed Some Corn
well I Tried And I Tried, And I Tried In Vain.
but I Dont Believe I Raised No Grain.

he Went Down Town To His Neighbours Door.
where He Had Often Been Before.
sayin pretty Little Miss, Will You Marry Me
little Miss What Do You Say

why Do You Come For Me To Wed
you, Cant Even Make Your Own Corn Grain.
single I Am, And Will Remain.
a Lazy Man, I Wont Maintain.

he Turned His Back And Walked Away.
sayin little Miss, Youll Rue The Day.
youll Rue The Day That You Were Born.
for Givin Me The Devil cos I Wouldnt Hoe Corn....