Lyrics:

He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4,
with the sharpness of a troubadour.
I dare you look him in the eye.
His stench would make a buzzard cry.

He likes Burt in White Lightning.
Camelback Cinema.

In the dark she sat and wait
for her steady random date.
Reflecting back to a time
when eager boys would stand in line.
She likes Burt in White Lightning.
He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4.
Lurking in the corridor.
He came to buy his weekly whore
at Camelback Cinema.