Lyrics:

I See Her Online All The Time
i'm Trying Not To Stare Down There
while She Talks About Her Tough Time
girl Of Your Dreams, You Know What I Mean
there's Something 'bout Her Stare That Makes You Nervous
and You Say Things That You Don't Mean

well, I Found My Hotel
i Called Up The Twins
it's Seven In The Morning So They Won't Let Me In
i Need To Get Back
i've Gotta See The Girl On The Screen

(And Then I Phoned Her And She Said)
'maybe I Would Like You Better If You Took Off Your Clothes
i'm Not Playing With You, Baby
i Think That You Should Give It A Go'
she Said, 'maybe I Would Like You Better If You Took Off Your Clothes
i Wanna See, And Stop Thinking
if You're Too Shy, Then Let Me
too Shy, Then Let Me Know'

i've Been Wearing Nothing Every Time I Call You
and I'm Starting To Feel Weird About It
sometimes It's Better If You Think About It
this Time, I Think I'm Gonna Drink Through It
but I See Her Online
and Don't Think That I Should Be Calling All The Time
i Just Wanted A Happy Ending
and I'm Pretending I Don't Care About Her Stare
while She's Giving Me A Tough Time

well, I Found A Motel
it Looked Like The Bins
i Think There'd Been A Murder So We Couldn't Get In
i Need To Get Back
i've Gotta See The Girl On The Screen

maybe I Would Like You Better If You Took Off Your Clothes
i'm Not Playing With You, Baby
i Think That You Should Give It A Go
she Said, 'maybe I Would Like You Better If You Took Off Your Clothes
i Wanna See, And Stop Thinking
if You're Too Shy, Then Let Me
too Shy Then Let Me Go'
oh, Yeah

i See Her Online All The Time

she Said, 'maybe I Would Like You Better If You Took Off Your Clothes
i'm Not Playing With You, Baby
i Think That You Should Give It A Go'
she Said, 'maybe I Would Like You Better If You Took Off Your Clothes
i Wanna See, And Stop Thinking
if You're Too Shy, Then Let Me
too Shy, Then Let Me Know'