Lyrics:

All she wrote was a goodbye letter
Its over for us, to tell you the truth
Ive met this person in a disco
Hes really special, reminds me of you

Now you can mix in those swinging circles
Single bars and gay cafes
With pickup lines to impress young schoolgirls
And big Australian barmaids

Thats all she wrote
On the back of that old brown envelope
A few killer lines to get my goat
Thats all she wrote

All she wrote on that goodbye letter
Its over for us, to tell you the truth
And my new man is a vegetarian
He laughs a lot, not like you

Picked up one of her old love letters
You are such a caring man
Such a change from that cold, bitter scam
Of what I was, and what I am

Thats all she wrote
On the back of an old brown envelope
A few killer lines to get my goat
Thats all she wrote

Did you ever really love me?
Did you ever really care?
Now youre free to live your fantasy
And Im not there
To cramp your style and blow your cover
Now youre free to take your lover
To titty bars and low life clubs

All she wrote is a goodbye letter
Its over for us, to tell you the truth
Ive met this person in a disco
Hes really special, reminds me of you

So dont pretend to be a new man
Be chauvinistic, thats your way
Now youre free to make your play
For that big Australian barmaid
(Big Australian barmaid)
Big Australian barmaid

Thats all she wrote
On the back of that old brown envelope
A few killer lines in that suicide note
Thats all she wrote