Lyrics:

Cant believe what I just read
Gossip on the Internet
Now the tabloids have the news
Cross my heart it just aint true
I never thought it of you

Name names and every line
Is feeding their suspicious minds
Im not bitter or angry
Im only feeling sympathy
You really found the time

To feed the reporter with your views
See the reporter break the news
Read the reporter, join the queue

Spread the news, scandalize
Words cut like a thousand knives
Take the cash, bag the prize
For playing games with other peoples lives

See the reporter break the news
Read the reporter, join the queue

Eat it up, take a bite
Feed the readers appetite
Theyll swallow anything you write
As long as its in black and white
And full of titillation

I cant believe what I just read
Excuse me, I just vomited
Tell your story, its your call
So autobiographical
But oh, so trivial

Feed the reporter

They put it on the Internet
To help improve the circulation
Theyll pepper it with lies
Its only other peoples lives

Feed the reporter
Read the reporter

Politicians dressed in drag
Careers stopped with quick back stab
While anonymous informer flees
And leaves us with our fantasy
And erotic visions

Who did what, when, to whom
In the dominatrix room?
Tabloids daily titillate
Each sordid tale reverberates
All across the nation

(What can I say?)
Feed the reporter
(Its a vendetta)
Read the reporter

A rumor then a vicious phrase
A poison pen can wreck your day
And weather(?) words that crucify
As tabloid judges sharpen up their knives

Read the reporter
Black and white
See the reporter
Victimize
See a poor sucker
Crucified

To stop the truth, so tell your lies
Betray your friends and get the prize
The daggers in, now twist the knife
The gutters full of other peoples lives