Lyrics:

1979
waylon Jennings, Shel Silverstein

its The Worlds Gone Crazy Cotillion
the Ladies Are Dancin Alone
side Men All Want To Be Front Men
and The Front Men All Want To Go Home
the Johnny-Come-Latelys Are Comin In Early
the Early Birds Showin Up Late
the Straight Men All Want To Be Funny
and The Funny Men All Want To Get Straight
villians Have Turned Into Heroes
heroes Have Turned Into Heels
the Dealers All Want To Be Lovers
and The Lovers All Want To Make Deals
its The Worlds Gone Crazy Cotillion
the Ladies Are Dancin Alone
side Men All Want To Be Front Men
and The Front Men All Want To Go Home
the Meek They Aint Inheirited Nothin
the Leaders Are Fallin Behind
so Im Singin My Song To The Deaf Man
and Dancin My Dance To The Blind
its The Worlds Gone Crazy Cotillion
the Ladies Are Dancin Alone
side Men All Want To Be Front Men
and The Front Men All Want To Go Home
its The Worlds Gone Crazy Cotillion
the Ladies Are Dancin Alone
side Men All Want To Be Front Men
and The Front Men All Want To Go Home