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There's always somebody taller

With more of a wit

And he's equipped to enthrall her

And her friends think he's fit

And you just can't measure up no

You don't have a prayer

Wishing you had made the most of her

When she was there

They've got engaged

No intention of a wedding

He's pinched your bird

And he'd probably kick your head in



Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

You're better off without her anyway

You said you wasn't sad to see her go

Oh no



He might be one of those boys

That's all pretty and vain

Likes to go in the sunbed

And stays out of the rain

So that he don't get his hair wet

You wouldn't want that

At least he hasn't got a Nova

Or a Burberry hat



They've got engaged

No intention of a wedding

He's pinched your bird

And he'd probably kick your head in



Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

You're better off without her anyway

You said you wasn't sad to see her go

Of course you were



Have you heard what she's been doing?

Never did it for me

He picks her up at the school gates

At twenty past three

She's been with all the boys

But never went very far

She wagged English and Science

Just to go in his car



They've got engaged

No intention of a wedding

He's pinched my bird

And he'd probably kick my head in, oh

Now the girls have grown

But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways



Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts

So I'm better off without her anyway

I said I wasn't sad to see her go

But I'm only pretending, you know

Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know

Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know

Oh I'm only pretending, you know