Lyrics:

What A Drag It Is Getting Old.

kids Are Different Today,
i Hear Evry Mother Say
mother Needs Something Today To Calm Her Down
and Though Shes Not Really Ill
theres A Little Yellow Pill
she Goes Running For The Shelter Of A Mothers Little Helper
and It Helps Her On Her Way, Gets Her Through Her Busy Day.

things Are Different Today,
i Hear Evry Mother Say
cooking Fresh Food For A Husbands Just A Drag
so She Buys An Instant Cake And She Burns Her Frozen Steak
and Goes Running For The Shelter Of A Mothers Little Helper
and Two Help Her On Her Way, Get Her Through Her Busy Day.

doctor, Please, Some More Of These
outside The Door, She Took Four More
what A Drag It Is Getting Old.

men Just Arent The Same Today,
i Hear Evry Mother Say
they Just Dont Appreciate That You Get Tired
theyre So Hard To Satisfy. You Can Tranquilise Your Mind
so Go Running For The Shelter Of A Mothers Little Helper
and Four Help You Through The Night, Help To Minimise Your Plight.

doctor,plese, Some More Of These
outside The Door, She Took Four More
what A Drag It Is Getting Old.

lifes Just Much Too Hard Today,
i Hear Evry Mother Say
the Pursuit Of Happiness Just Seems A Bore
and If You Take More Of Those, You Will Get An Overdose
no More Running To The Shelter Of A Mothers Little Helper
they Just Helped You On Your Way Through Your Busy Dying Day