Lyrics:

Your sister was fine, but now she's shit
She got beat by the Ugly Stick!
You're not gonna dance for a week this time
Look at what they do when your sister was fine
All the guys in this cold town don't get their face bad
Whatever! Help me now, I never could understand
She got a bad rehab, twenty eight kids
Twenty eight watts, a goddamn six
Seventeen brothers come over, bitch, but
Two of them brothers Hare Krishna
I gotta fight that for the weekend
If this fight's long yet, then that's the end
I think I might just not have the time
Enough to talk to my suppliers
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
Oh, no!
She smiled at me as I got her off the ground
Well there she was, all 350 pounds
She licked the lip to get my dick off her face
She's a real gorilla bitch

(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
My poor dick got robbed for now
It's four years since she's a big fat cow
She smiled at me and I'm out the prize
She wanted to spread her thick fat thighs
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!
(Ugly stick! Ugly stick!) She got beat by the ugly stick!