Lyrics:

there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys- it seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils- the other toys are really getting pissed- someone better stop him before there's total anarchy- there was a time, a day not long ago- when everyone was happy and the sun used to shine- but now those days are gone they're ready to revolt- because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries- the toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job- off the market due to stupid fucking cops- we all need a hero in the land of misfit toys-