Lyrics:

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

You shouldn't have, oh, you didn't
You're so generous, thanks for nothing
Never mind all the stuff I bought for you
It was my pleasure getting nothing back
Come next year I'm getting you exactly what you got me
Fucking nothing, see how you like it

I don't have much money but I got you something nice
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price
To show I care this time of year
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

So I'm a sap under the Christmas tree
Trying to find the gifts that I thought you got for me
But there was nothing there, what a shock
Just torn-up Christmas wrappings from all the gifts I bought

Thanks for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with
What a blessing, you're really something
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully
Sweating in a crowded mall and you don't get shit for me
You selfish asshole, I hope you die
Choking on your putrid pile of presents six feet high

Thanks for making Christmas such a disappointment
Thanks for making sharing seem so fucking pointless
What a pal, I'll tell you one thing
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Fuck you