Lyrics:

[Intro: Mac McAnally]
This modern age we live in, it's hard to figure out
If anybody out there talkin'
Has a clue what they're talkin' about

[Verse 1: Jimmy Buffett & Mac McAnally]
There's twisted trends, and psychic friends
And tabloid UFOs
And the wisest man with the best laid plan
Might still say, I don't know
What do you think? I say, well

[Pre-Chorus: Jimmy Buffett & Mac McAnally]
They must not be that different
The ass and the hole in the ground
They often are mistaken for each other I have found

[Chorus: Both Jimmy Buffett & Mac McAnally]
Oh, and life rewards the ones who try
Until they've got it down
The diff?rence between th?ir ass and the hole in the ground

[Verse 2: Jimmy Buffett & Mac McAnally]
Yeah, politics and OJ, everybody hears enough
When no amount'a talkin'
Can change a mind that's been made up