Lyrics:

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A purple parrot in a palm tree

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the fifth day of Christmas

Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven Vegas tickets
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight vintage eight tracks
Seven Vegas tickets
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine pairs of flip flops
Eight vintage eight tracks
Seven Vegas tickets
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten tiki torches
Nine pairs of flip flops
Eight vintage eight tracks
Seven Vegas tickets
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven Lulu cookbooks
Ten tiki torches
Nine pairs of flip flops
Eight vintage eight tracks
Seven Vegas tickets
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve Landshark Lagers
Eleven Lulu cookbooks
Ten tiki torches
Nine pairs of flip flops
Eight vintage eight tracks
Seven Vegas tickets
Six Mac guitar picks
Five cheeseburgers
Four Hawaiian ukes
Three fin hats
Two tattoos
And a purple parrot in a palm tree