Lyrics:

Now Im a little shy
I like to stay homeo
Shakespears my guy
Julie and Romeo

Now I have found a girl so dear
She cares not if Will he war queer
Who cares not if Hammy made it with his Ma?

To be or not to be my lover

To me there could not be another
To be or not to bes my plea
Its as you like it you know
To me there could not be another
In hardback or in paper cover
To be or not to bes my plea

Some like the sun
Theyd be a Barbadian
We think its fun
Here in Stratford-on-Avion
Kids go to a disco show
We stay and praise Malvolio
Who cares if Will
He dressed his guys as chicks?

To be or not to be my lover
...

We are a couplet heaven knows
Undo my doublet baby
And Ill undo your hose

To be or not to be my lover
Its as you like it you know.