Lyrics:

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Id buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
Id buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(Id build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldnt be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

You know, we could just go up there and hang out.
Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and thered all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they dont have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat, thats cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
Id buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldnt have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We could take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

But we would eat Kraft dinner.
Of course we would, wed just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
Thats right, all the fanciest ket--Dijon ketchup.
Mmmm!
Mmmm!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, thats cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, Id buy you a monkey
(Havent you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
Id buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
Id be rich