Lyrics:

Hello, shoes
Im sorry, but Im gonna have to stand on you again

Oh, wow!
What a horrible dream I just had!

I looked in the sky
Where an elephants eye
Was looking at me
From a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe which
Was letting in water
(Letting in water)
Letting in water

Oh, no
What a really heavy bummer

I walked through a field
That just wasnt real
With one hundred tin soldiers
That stood at my shoulder
(Fascists)
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe which
Was letting in water
(Letting in water)
Letting in water

Oh, no
Whats happening

I climbed on the back of a giant anchovy
And flew off through a gap in the clouds
To a land where music was playing
Incredibly loudly
And everyone was really happy
And having a really good time

Except me

I started to fall
And suddenly woke
And the dew on the grass
Had soaked through my coat
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe which
Was letting in water
(Letting in water)
Letting in water

Oh, what an amazingly beautiful vibe
I think Im gonna get in the bath with my shoes on
Cause, like, it wont make any difference, right
Oh, wow!
Hey, I feel like Im just, like, floating
Is anyone lighting a Joss stick?
I must be a pretty amazing guy, right
To have dreamed all this
Maybe its cause I ate all that cheese I found
Under the cooker
Oh no, hang on

Oh, I must be back in reality again
Oh no, look at all that washing up
Heavy
Oh no, the plugholes bunged up with cornflakes
I wonder why they dont make whole-meal cornflakes
oh no, Dennis Moores delivered more lupins.