Lyrics:

I Was Gettin Real Legless, I Was Feeling No Pain
checkn Out All The Women Playn Barroom Games
ratin All The Women From On To Ten
said bartender Set Them Up Again
come On - Have A Drink On Me
cut Loose - Make That Double Free
all Right - Gonna Get Me Some
oh Man, Look What Just Walked In

a Woman So Fine Calls For Sexual Crime
said hey, Baby Your Crib, Or Mine
she Said unless You A Star Or Gotta Ph.d,
or Lottsa Money, Honey Dont You Talk To Me

come On - Give Me A Break
cut Loose - She Slapped My Face
oh, I Knew It Was Love
well, I Backed Off
all I Need Is Your Love
come On, Lighten Up, Baby
you Gotta Give Me Some, O.k.
i Just Need Me Some Love

asked The Another Sweetie, can I Buy You A Drink
well She Ordered Everything
but The Barroom Sink
so, I Figure I Got Me An Investment Here
when-Wow-Ok., King Kongs Double Appears
and He Dont Share

come On, I Did No Wrong
cut Loose, Oh Hes Slippin Down The Bar
get Down, Get Back Up Again
alright When The Message Is Clear
come On, Give Me A Break
come Back, She Slapped My Face
wow I Knew It Was Love

solo Dave Meniketti

woke Up Next Morning With A Trashcan Head
when I Looked To My Left, Oh No,
i Wished I Was Dead
theres Frankensteins Daughter
all Curled Up On Me
i Said i Gotta Go Home,
its An Emergency
she Said but You Are Home

come On, Blah,blah Back,
get Down, Oh She Blew My Head
oh Man, Never Again
cut Loose, Oh, Too, Too Loose
oh No, Oh, Hittin The Floor
all Rise, I Give In
come On Baby, Lets Do It Again
come On, One More Time Baby
woooooow!