Lyrics:

Just when I say
Boy you cant miss
You are golden
Then you do this
You say this guy is so cool
Snapping his fingers like a fool
One more expensive kiss-off
Who do you think I am

Lord I know youre a special friend
But you dont seem to understand
We got heavy rollers
I think you should know
Try again tomorrow

Cant you see theyre laughing at me
Get rid off him
I dont care what you do at home
Would you care to explain

Who is the Gaucho amigo,
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
And your elevator shoes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome

What I tell you
Back down the line
Ill scratch your back,
You can scratch mine
No he cant sleep on the floor,
What do you think Im yelling for?
Ill drop him near the freeway
Doesnt he have a home

Lord I know youre a special friend
But you refuse to undrestand
Youre a nasty schoolboy
With no place to go
Try again tomorrow

Dont tell me hell wait in the car,
Look at you,
Holding hands with the man from the Rio
Would you care to explain?

Who is the Gaucho amigo,
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
With the studs that match your eyes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome