Lyrics:

Well The Joneses Bought A New House We Did Too
then A New Car So We Bought One Too
'coz We Had To Keep Up With The Joneses
it Was The Usual Thing To Do

then The Joneses Started Goin' Out On The Town
and That's When The Joneses Started Goin' Down
but We Had To Keep Up With The Joneses
so We Started Makin' The Rounds

then Suddenly It Happened Their Love Fell Apart
now The Joneses Aren't The Same As Before
and We Couldn't Let The Joneses Get Ahead Of Us
so Now We're Not Us Anymore

now The Joneses Is Getting Ready For The Trial
guess We'll Follow Them In Single File
'coz We've Got To Keep Up With The Joneses
don't You Wish That The Joneses Would Cry

yes We Had To Keep Up With The Joneses
oh Don't You Wish That The Joneses Would Cry