Lyrics:

Id Like To Say A Few Words
in Defense Of Our Country
whose People Arent Bad Nor Are They Mean
now The Leaders We Have
while Theyre The Worst That Weve Had
are Hardly The Worst This Poor World Has Seen

lets Turn Historys Pages, Shall We

take The Caesars For Example
why Within The First Few Of Them
they Were Sleeping With Their Sister
stashing Little Boys In Swimming Pools
and Burning Down The City
and One Of em, One Of em
appointed His Own Horse Consul Of The Empire
thats Like Vice President Or Something

thats Not A Very Good Example, Is It

but Wait, Heres One, The Spanish Inquisition
they Put People In A Terrible Position
i Dont Even Like To Think About It

well, Sometimes I Like To Think About It

just A Few Words In Defense Of Our Country
whose Time At The Top
could Be Coming To An End
now We Dont Want Their Love
and Respect At This Point Is Pretty Much Out Of The Question
but In Times Like These
we Sure Could Use A Friend

hitler. Stalin.
men Who Need No Introduction

king Leopold Of Belgium. Thats Right.
everyone Thinks Hes So Great
well He Owned The Congo
he Tore It Up Too
he Took The Diamonds, He Took The Gold
he Took The Silver
know What He Left Them With

malaria

a President Once Said,
the Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself
now It Seems Like Were Supposed To Be Afraid
its Patriotic In Fact And Color Coded
and What Are We Supposed To Be Afraid Of
why, Of Being Afraid
thats What Terror Means, Doesnt It
thats What It Used To Mean

you Know It Pisses Me Off A Little
that This Supreme Court Is Gonna Outlive Me
a Couple Of Young Italian Fellas And A Brother On The Court Now Too
but I Defy You, Anywhere In The World
to Find Me Two Italians As Tight-Ass As The Two Italians We Got

and As For The Brother
well, Plutos Not A Planet Anymore Either

the End Of An Empire Is Messy At Best
and This Empire Is Ending
like All The Rest
like The Spanish Armada Adrift On The Sea
were Adrift In The Land Of The Brave
and The Home Of The Free

goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.