Lyrics:

'If I were a rich man
With a million or two'
'I'd live in a penthouse
In a room, with a view'
'And if I were handsome
(It could happen)
Those dreams do come true'

I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'

'For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know?'
'Yes, I know, I know, I know'
'I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
But, I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you'

'You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin' to me,
nothing to me'

'Yah, I wouldn't be nothin'
If I didn't have you to serve
Just a punky little eyeball
And an optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this
But, sometimes I get a little blue
And, I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you'

'Yes I wouldn't be nothin'
If I didn't have you
I wouldn't know where to go
Wouldn't know what to do'

I don't have to say it
'Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
You

'One more time! It worked'
'Don't have to say it
We both know its true'

I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
You, you, you
A, E, I, O
That means you