Lyrics:

If at first you don't succeed
Just give up, get on your knees
'Cause for what you did to me you deserve to bleed
Man I'm just too small to fight
I count the fractures every night
And I stand right here and bite my silent tongue
This is my defense
This is my defense
I wish I had an army
I wish I had more friends
Your house is a bigger house
And in your bank a big account
You have all the finest things and that's fine by me
But now you've got a bigger mouth
You chew your friends and spit them out
And that's not fine, it never was, never will be
This is my defense
This is my defense
I wish I had an army
I wish I had more friends

I will throw a party in your honor and invite your friends
Return the favor that you lent
And I'll spike the punch with poison
This is my defense
This is my defense
I wish I had an army
I wish I had more friends
I'm happy and content to happy