Lyrics:

My Heart Is Paralyzed
my Head Was Over Sized
ill Take The Highroad Like I Should!
you Said Its Meant To Be,
that Its Not You, Its Me
youre Leaving Now For My Own Good,
thats Cool, But If My Friends Ask Where You Are
im Gonna Say

chorus
she Went Down In Airplane...
fried Getting Suntanned
fell In A Cement Mixer Full Of Quick Sand
help Me, Help Me, Im No Good At Goodbye
she Met A Shark On The Water
fell And No One Caught Her
i Returned Everything I Ever Bought Her
help Me, Help Me, Im All Out Of Lies
and Ways To Say You Died!

my Pride Still Feels The Sting
you Were My Everything
someday Ill Find A Love Like Yours (A Love Like Yours)
shell Think Im Super Man
not Super Mini Van
how Could You Leave On Yom Kippur
thats Cool, But If My Friends Ask Where You Are
im Gonna Say

chorus
she Was Caught In A Mudslide
eaten By A Lion
got Run Over By A Crappy Purple Scion
help Me, Help Me, Im No Good At Goodbye
she Got Lost In The Desert
drowned In A Hot Tub
danced To Death In An East Side Night Club
help Me, Help Me, Im All Out Of Lies
and Ways To Say You Died!

i Wanna Live A Thousand Lives With You
i Wanna Be The One Youre Dying To Love
but You Dont Want To
thats Cool, But If My Friends Ask Where You Are
im Gonna Say
thats Cool, But If My Friends Ask Where You Are
im Gonna Say

chorus
she Went Down In Airplane
fried Getting Suntanned
fell In A Cement Mixer Full Of Quick Sand
help Me, Help Me, Im No Good At Goodbye
she Met A Shark On The Water
fell And No One Caught Her
i Returned Everything I Ever Bought Her
help Me, Help Me, Im All Out Of Lies
and Ways To Say Goodbye!
she Was Caught In A Mudslide
eaten By A Lion
got Run Over By A Crappy Purple Scion
help Me, Help Me, Im No Good At Goodbye
she Got Lost In The Desert
drowned In A Hot Tub
danced To Death In An Eastside Nightclub
help Me, Help Me, Im All Out Of Lies
and Ways To Say You Died!