Lyrics:

Shes Got The Kind Of Look
that Defies Gravity
shes The Greatest Cook
and Shes Fat Free

shes Been To Private School
and She Speaks Perfect French
shes Got Her Perfect Friends
oh, Isnt She Cool

she Practices Tai Chi
shed Never Lose Her Nerve
shes More Than You Deserve
shes Just Far Better Than Me

hey, Hey
so Dont Bother, I Wont Die
of Deception
i Promise You Wont Ever See Me Cry
dont Feel Sorry

and Dont Bother, Ill Be Fine
but Shes Waiting
the Ring You Gave To Her Will Lose Its Shine
so Dont Bother, Be Unkind

im Sure She Doesnt Know
how To Touch You Like I Would
i Beat Her At That One Good
dont You Think So

shes Almost Six Feet Tall
she Must Think Im A Flea
im Really A Cat, You See
and Its Not My Last Life At All

hey, Hey
so Dont Bother, I Wont Die
of Deception
i Promise You Wont Ever See Me Cry
dont Feel Sorry

dont Bother, Ill Be Fine
but Shes Waiting
the Ring You Gave To Her Will Lose Its Shine
so Dont Bother, Be Unkind

for You, Id Give Up All I Own
and Move To A Communist Country
if You Came With Me, Of Course
and Id File My Nails So They Dont Hurt You
and Lose Those Pounds And Learn About Football
if It Made You Stay, But You Wont, But You Wont

so Dont Bother, Ill Be Fine
ill Be Fine, Ill Be Fine, Ill Be Fine
promise You Wont Ever See Me Cry
and After All Im Glad That Im Not Your Type
promise You Wont Ever See Me Cry

dont Bother, Ill Be Fine
ill Be Fine, Ill Be Fine, Ill Be Fine
promise You Wont Ever See Me Cry
and After All Im Glad That Im Not Your Type
not Your Type, Not Your Type, Not Your Type
promise You Wont Ever See Me Cry