Lyrics:

I Can Make Anybody Pretty
i Can Make You Believe Any Lie
i Can Make You Pick A Fight
with Somebody Twice
your Size. . .

well Ive Been Known To Cause A Few Breakups
and Ive Been Known To Cause A Few Births
i Can Make You New Friends
or Get You Fired From Work.

(Chorus)
and Since The Day I Left Milwaukee,
lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
been Makin The Bars
lots Of Big Money
and Helpin White People Dance
i Got You In Trouble In High School
but College Now That Was A Ball
you Had Some Of The Best Times
youll Never Remember With Me
alcohol, Alcohol

i Got Blamed At Your Wedding Reception
for Your Best Mans Embarasing Speech
and Also For Those Naked Pictures Of You At The Beach
ive Influenced Kings And World Leaders
i Helped Hemingway Write Like He Did
and I'll Bet You A Drink Or Two That I Can Make You
put That Lampshade On Your Head . .

and Since The Day I Left Milwaukee,
lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
been Makin A Fool Out Of Folks
just Like You
and Helpin White People Dance
i Am Medicine And I Am Poison
i Can Help You Up Or Make You Fall
you Had Some Of The Best Times
youll Never Remember With Me
alcohol

and Since The Day I Left Milwaukee,
lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
been Makin The Bars
lots Of Big Money
(Crowd) And Helpin White People Dance
well,i Got You In Trouble In High School
but College Now That Was A Ball
you Had Some Of The Best Times
youll Never Remember With Me